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When i read about the evils of drinking beer i gave up reading!
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as
well with buffalo wings ,
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober and that's why
i will never party with people like Gaston Dukuze Ngarukiye or Amedee with his crew
because the party is over before it begins! The table below should help my fellow friends across the world. Yes
i drink beer i mean a lot of beer, but i don't drink all the time because i have to sleep you know.I have sent a
quiet few letters to to the Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition, and Forestry suggesting that " we need
an energy bill that encourages the consumption of beer and to bring down the legal drinking age to 19.
LET US PRAY
Our beer
Which art in bottles
Hallowed be thy sport
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as I am i
n the pub
Give us each day our
daily
schooners
And forgive us our
spillage
As we forgive those who
spillest against us
And lead us not into the
practice of poofy wine
tasting
And deliver us from Tequila
For mine is the bitter
The chicks and the footy
Forever and ever
Barmen
THE NGARUKIYE EMPIRE